this sequined underwear is so itchy holy shit
- Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
- Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
- Teacher: Technically
- Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
- Teacher: what
- Student: what
Every second here makes my heart beat faster, Finally think I found what I’m chasing after.
My boyfriend had a Halo date with his friends tonight so I’m sitting at home alone watching Keenan & Kel.
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
I still quote him on this more often than I’d like to admit
I don’t usually repost these, but hot damn.